Let's face it: the only marathon you're running is the one on Netflix.
This shirt is for those days when someone says Do It but your body is already fully committed to maximum sloth mode. Featuring our spirit animal, the sloth, absolutely noping out of any and all physical activity while draped comfortably over that famous athletic swoosh.
It's more than a shirt; it's a declaration of glorious, unrepentant procrastination. Wear it with pride while you're definitely not exercising.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
